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rattle-dm-bones:

What DMing looks like

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Vaccinate your kids folks

susiethemoderator:

sagittariusnake:

susiethemoderator:

I’m not about to get sick and die because you think juniper leaf with organic honey will protect you from Polio

is it bad i assumed juniper leaf was the name of the kid

IM SCREAMING

lolawashere:

Those were 2.20 minutes well spent!

Anonymous:
POTC is getting rebooted already? Wow

spiroandthelacktones:

mountdragon:

its-pronounced-eye-gor:

thoughts-of-an-x-factor:

ginger-ale-official:

captainamericagf:

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you have my attention

They really went and fixed every issue with the original in one go huh

My understanding is that it’s not even a reboot.

It’s just a continuation of the franchise without the “Jack Sparrow” character. It’s a whole world of piracy, magic, and adventures, so why limit it to revolving around the adventures of one dude and his friends?

From what I’m hearing, it’s going to focus on the character of Redd from the ride.

Remember the one part in the ride where the pirates are auctioning off the women? And a bunch of the pirates are chanting “We wants the redhead!” and sure enough, there’s a gorgeous redhead getting auctioned off?

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Well, luckily, Disney recently changed the scene. There are now no women getting auctioned off, and the redhead, since renamed Redd, is a pirate captain in her own right.

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The reworked character has become so popular that she’s actually a walk around character that you can meet in the park.

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I really hope the rumors are true because we deserve a movie or twelve about female pirates

*slamming fists on the table*

LESBIAN PIRATES LESBIAN PIRATES LESBIAN PIRATES

there was actually a bunch of misogynist nerd bros who are really mad that they changed that scene and so i hope hey make the movie just to stick it to them even  more

likeiknewiwould:

skyakafreckles:

leplastiquedick:

fuck-eater:

reyviving:

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

Me introducing myself

me telling people what to save me as in their phone

That was way better than I could have anticipated

This is art.

“Sorry, bitchass. Yah can’t fuck the dragon.

yourplayersaidwhat:

-DM who was being interrupted by a player who was obsessed with dragons and could not stop talking about them for a good 15 minutes straight.

rootbeergoddess:

wishuponakiss:

I can’t believe Spider-Man defeated not one but TWO Disney films and grabbed the Golden Globe

Oh my goodness I’m so happy *ugly sobbing*

People don’t understand why this is a big deal.

Disney has a stranglehold on animation. Ya’ll remember when Frozen came out? Well when it won the Oscar for best-animated film, it was revealed that the people voting didn’t watch any of the other films. Frozen only won because of it’s brand name. For Spiderverse to defeat two Disney films is big because not only does it prove that animated movies feature people of color can be successful but it’s also showing that other animation companies have a chance.

coolcatgroup:

lord-kitschener:

macks-smack-attack:

conquerorwurm:

I am given a lecture about leaving him alone for one (1) day

Such an angry little storm cloud.

You deserve his scolding!!! How could you??

You can never leave again

thwacks:

WHEN SOMEONE U LIKE TEXTS BACK REALLY FAST

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buckoftheirish:

cheriisplace:

sespursongles:

auntiewanda:

animallibwomenslib:

kuviras-secret-radfemblog:

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rad-seraph:

In shitty but unsurprising news, men leaving their wives who have been diagnosed with cancer is 5x more common than women leaving their husbands who have been diagnosed with cancer.

where are you getting your stats? what source of information brought you to this conclusion? none I assume, but I would love for you to prove me wrong.

It’s literally a hyper link to the study

“Chamberlain and his team found that although overall divorce rates of couples with one seriously ill spouse were comparable to the general divorce rate in the US, there was a marked difference depending on which partner had received the diagnosis. In cases where the husband became seriously ill, divorce rates were actually far lower than average at three per cent. However, a staggering 21 per cent of wives who had been diagnosed with serious illness ended up separated or divorced within the same time frame.

In fact, Chamberlain’s study revealed that in ninety per cent of post-diagnosis divorce cases, the wife was the sick party. The researchers suggested that a possible explanation for this striking difference could be that men find it harder to take on a care-giving role.”


WHAT THE FUCK!?!? this is goddamn horrifying.

“Find it harder to take on a care-giving role.” 

Bullshit.

They don’t want the burden of a sick wife who won’t be taking care of them. Like good ‘ol “sanctity of marriage” Newt Gingrich divorcing his wife who developed cancer. 

I always want to point out that not abandoning your wife is the lowest possible bar, and husbands who don’t do it are unfortunately not necessarily supportive beyond this bare minimum—I once read a blog article by a guy who volunteered at a breast cancer resource centre (he was their first male volunteer, ever) and who wrote, about the boutique where the women tried on wigs:

Many clients came in with female family members or friends. These clients only came in with female family members or friends. During my two years at the center, I never once saw a client go into the boutique with a husband or male relative. I asked the staff about it. One manager said, “Same as the volunteers: guys won’t go near the wigs. Guys are wimps.” Sometimes a woman would come in for a wig… nervous, uncomfortable…and she’d get help from me or the staff, total strangers… and you could see her husband out in the parking lot… sitting in the car, listening to the radio; they couldn’t even come inside.

I’m also reminded of that study on organ donation rates across Europe, that found that among married hetero couples, 36% of women who could donate a kidney to their husband did so, while only 6.5% of clinically suitable men donate a kidney to their wives.

Men ain’t shit

Ladies we gotta stop marrying dudes like this

tastefullyoffensive:

Best man on the job.

vcsdomalnaodormemnunca:

Please, who is the owner of this video? This is the best audience reaction that i’ve found 

lol

therubberfruit:

Met another Snake in Quickplay

weeaboops:

links-butt:

steviesomethin:

Link - No Limit

Please watch this video

PLEASE WATCH THIS VIDEO